And the Oscar goes to......

Naomi Watts - --- for what the frick were you thinking with that dress???

Dolly Parton ----- for someone PLEASE explain!!!!!!! The woman defies gravity! Her breasts outweigh all her other body fat combined. How is this woman standing upright????

Owen and Luke ----- for being their cute selves!

Jennifer Aniston ----- A+++++ on a fabulous gown and good hair!

the red carpet---- for without which this annual event would be a ghastly bore!